Friday, September 14, 2007

A five foot tall weiner sculpture? Wouldnt that look lovely in the den.

Every now and then i have to think " just what the F*** did i type into my search engine that got me here?" Anyway if you ask me whoever this chink used as a model for her statue needs to see a doctor , it shouldnt be that swollen.





PETERBOROUGH --

Q: What is pink, weighs 72 lbs., is 5-foot-2 tall, 3-feet in diameter, got the bounce from eBay, and is likely the largest of its kind in the world?



A: The penis in Jo Mann's kitchen.




It is covered in a sheet, as it is on most days, a flesh-coloured sheath, to be exact -- "just in case the grandkids come through."


"It cuts down on the explaining," says Jo Mann.


Jo Mann is an artist. The huge manhood edifice in her kitchen, which took her four months to sculpt -- plaster of Paris, garden hose, vacuum hose (think of veins), and lots of duct tape -- was created for the 2006 International AIDS Conference in Toronto.



It comes, in fact, with its own condom, its packaging being an artfully-painted box that once held an extra large pizza.


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