Baddrink.com historic day

Well today is a proud day in baddrink.com history , finally this site is the number one hit for something on google! If you type in "yahoo finaince" in your google search engine the number one hit is Baddrink.com!!!!! Here it is

Do you know what that means??? It means the millions of illiterate web surfers looking to use google to get them to Yahoo Finance will see this site first. Oh happyness google finally has ranked baddrink.com appropriatley!

How ive yearned to cater to the illeterate money tycoons.

Google hates me and thinks im gay part 2

Like i said im my previous rant Ive been working hard at convincing google im not gay. Ive been using google's webmaster tools thinking i could maybe fix googles oversight i checked the list of phrases that people searched for that brought them here and today's list included:

Google search Keywords

"did i leave a bad taste in your mouth"

"bad taste berlin myspace"

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"bad taste in mouth gassy"

"cat care bad taste in mouth"

Great all that work and now anyone looking for a fart that leaves a bad taste in your mouth or someone licking their cat clean will find me. Who the hell is searching for this crap? But i thought at least the "are you gay" ads where gone so maybe i had made some head way that is until i went to myspace. As i was looking for the cam-ho of the week for the forums i noticed the ad at the bottom of the screen, it read "GAY" are you? What the hell is this some sort of internet conspiracy? Just what is it thats making me look gay?

Before these articles about google i dont even think i can find the word gay on this site, the closest i come to it is the wizard of OZ commentary so really what gives? Is there some sort of great internet conspiracy going on? is there some hidden gay cookie stuck in my cache? What oh what have i done , when i exited Myspace i noticed this add .What the hell happened to subtlety in advertising? A picture of some guy with his shirt off with the words "men men men" scrolling across the screen and the phrase " get it on Gay.com" is not only not subtle its flat out calling me Gay! Now there is no doubt in my mind i have offended the great internet gods , for this tonight i will make an offering to the internet gods so that they may forgive me. I will stab and burn my copy of The 40-Year-Old Virgin, While i chant to the great internet gods. ( sorry the movie was the closest thing i could find to a real virgin)

Maybe if i try to feed the internet spiders certain words or phrases they will let me leave this google/myspace hell. Here goes Charlton heston, John Wayne, Truck pulls, Monster Trucks, Rambo, The man Show, Boobies , hot chicks, and Beer.

Also for you Internet explorer users im trying to see if i cant make the font on this site bigger so you old farts can read it. Plus the forums are temporarily down until i can fix a few things sorry .........

For more see my site Baddrink.com

Google hates me and thinks im gay

Ive decided im trapped in google hell, ive been working for the past week or so using google's webmaster tools which are a pretty useful rescource. One of the tools show what keywords brought your website up and at what rank in the search your site was, here are a few keywords that where bringing up this site.

Google search Keywords

"yahoo finaince" 3rd site a google search listed

"bleach taste in mouth" 9th site a google search listed

"taste of pennies in mouth" 10th site a google search listed

"doritos fight for the flavor" 36th site a google search listed

Now the only one out of that list that really applies to this site is my rant on the doritos fight for the flavor contest, the others make baddrink sound like a mouth fungus of some sort. Google has recrawled this site so it doesnt show up on theose searches anymore so at least baddrink no longer looks like something listerine will kill but there still is work to be done.

By getting google to recrawl the site now its even worse now even if i type baddrink into googles browser its the seventh page out of ten! Hell my geeklog profile comes up before the site with the name BADDRINK! Not only that but google isnt looking at any pages other then the main baddrink.com page, its ignoring the forums, the galleries, any old posts, everything.

To add insult to injury google now thinks im gay! At first they where subtle they slipped a google add in that said "are you gay" but now i notice that add at least four times a day.The adds are supposed to be custom tailored to keywords on the site. Then i signed up for this blog account via google and i put one rant on here , the one about the american idol fund raiser then i added google adds and the first ad was "are you gay" . What the hell is google picking up that i dont know? i did do that rant a while back about the wizard of OZ but surely thats not enough to tip the scales and make me gay is it?

Dear google gods oh what did i do to offend thee? I swear i only used yahoo once, and that time with ask.com was nothing more then a one time fling. I beg of thee forgive me and it wont happen again. Please oh please oh great google release me from my google hell , oh and im not gay.

The google gods advised me a sitemap is what i needed so after trying to figure out just how the hell a sitemap is made. Its only taken me a week to get it done and now according to yahoo its great but google has found 23 errors in it. So if anyone wonders if im dead fear not im hear alive and well trapped in google hell.