Showing posts with label dumbass. Show all posts
Showing posts with label dumbass. Show all posts

Thursday, June 28, 2007

Dramatic chipmunk is a friggin prairie dog!

A couple of weeks ago this video started appearing all over the net labeled something like the greatest five second video on the net or something like that.






Pretty much over night the clip had flooded forums all over the world relabeled as "dramatic chipmunk" now heres the question i have, are there really that many dumb shits out there that dont know what a damn chipmunk looks like? Sure they are both some type of rodent but hell heres a chipmunk and here is a prairie dog. Im slowly seeing "dramatic prairie dog" videos showing up so i guess not every one is a dumbass. But it got me wondering are there really that many people who cant tell the friggin difference? Do the names "Alvin" , "Simon", or "Theodore not ring a bell to these people? Or better yet didnt anyone ever watch rescue rangers? come on people Chip and Dale. And before some assbag out there says its some type of non lined chipmunk heres the video the clip originally came from.






of course there are a bunch of remix videos now too........


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJy-0Lw4Nak


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJy-0Lw4Nak


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4blDoSCp4Y



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_EskIE4zpI


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2lXL7HflU1Q


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4s-9kSAO3rs




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WiloZd1H4ow

Monday, June 4, 2007




Ok the title of the story is really "Man breaks world hot dog eating contest record" but come on im not one to sugar coat it. America have we really sunk so low that we award people for over eating? There is a national eating contest circuit for gods sake, anyway this dumbass ate 59 hotdogs in twelve minutes and for this he won a free trip to New York, a year's supply of hot dogs and a $250 gift card to the mall. So lets see screwing up his intestinal lining , stomach, etc is worth a little over a grand to him. But hey he does get to walk around with his head held high and say " i can take more wieners in my mouth then anyone else in the world in record time." Maybe that might get him out of a speeding ticket some day like it did for Barbie Cummings.




Here's the full story:


http://www.zeenews.com/znnew/articles.asp?aid=375043&ssid=204&sid=LIF



oh and just for giggles i did a google face recognition search for the face of "wiener eater" and this guy did come up third he was beat out by number 1 some chick and this guy number 2
but fifth place came up as Marsha Brady. Id heard rumors about what went on the set but i never would have believed it was true.